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SATAN’S QUEENDOM

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BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE

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    INTRODUCING THE    

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EROTIC        

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~REINCARNATION~

This is a collection of insane gay personal ads and the surprisingly horny responses they receive from real men.

No kink shaming intended - any resemblance to somebody’s actual strange fetish is entirely by accident.