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This is a collection of strange gay sex personal ads and the surprisingly horny responses they receive from real men (swipe above for examples). No kink shaming intended - sometimes I’ve stumbled across somebody’s actual strange fetish but it’s always entirely by accident. I was born without genitals, so I might be naive in terms of what’s strange vs what's common. I imagine there's something out there for everybody.

I’ve been doing this pretty relentlessly for a while now and compiled what I consider the best ads and responses into four volumes. Each purchase comes with a free additional personal ad that either never got published, or got my account banned.